Not Christmas

We mailed Granny a gingerbread thing with a gingerbread kid and a gingerbread granny on it. It's a card that I like the best. It's so cute and has sparkles on it. I ranned up and got my shoes on and then I come down and runnin' off the stairs. Papa met Denver. My mom is drinking coffee. I'm not goin' to Nanna and Papa's on Christmas. I am going with my dad on Christmas and my dad is not takin' me. Are you comin'? 'Cause I'll look if you come. But I'm not switchin' presents either. That's it. Do you like my mom?

Not 'posed to do that

I went to grandma's and my favorite cookies were the bell and the reindeer too. My mom showed me what to do. My dad wasn't there but I invited him next time because we are going to make even more cookies.

I want to tell the story and it's really fun. One time there was a little girl. Wait, there's one more thing I want to write. I'm going to tell a story about me. One time when it was bed time, I climbed out of bed. Then I went down and typed on the computer and it was where grownups were suppsed to be. Then my mom came down and looked at the computer and got really mad at me. Then I said, "I'm sorry mom, I just don't know how to read yet." That's it.

And I can ride my own bike. Can your kids ride their bikes? You should teach your babies.

christmas

i had a good day today. the dogs are sleeping.

how are you doing today? what are you gonna get for christmas? i wonder what you're gonna get for christmas. i went to see santa and i asked him and then he gave me a despereaux coloring book that was small. and i asked santa for a dinosaur. i want one that i can ride to school on. you type in my blog if you want to, just don't erase what i write. if you and some pirates come here, beat the pirates up. we saw a pet that we really like. one dog was chasing my hand because it really liked me.

Going to Granny's House

Grandma put her Christmas tree up. I like the kitty cats. Do you know how to spell "kitty cat"? C-A-T.

My dad told me that I needed to go to granny's house, but I want to stay with my mom. Then dad said, "you need to go to, um, granny's house."

Goldilocks and the Three Bears Became Friends

How are you guys? What are you doing today? That is so fun that I had a sleepover at my grandma's. My dad was hanging out with his friend. My mom is having a bad day. She is mad at us (Sarah and I) for being bad.

I want to tell you this story, but it's kind of boring. One day there was a girl named Little Riding Hood. She was moving and she moved far, far away into Goldy and the Three Bears' House. Then Little Riding Hood Came. Little Riding Hood didn't know where they were moving. Then Goldy found Little Riding Hood. They were friends afterall. They were best friends all of the time. They heard the bears coming and then they moved out of the house. The bears said, "who been eating all our things?" "Who been sitting in our chairs? Who been getting our floor all dirty and who been sleeping in our bed and breaking all of our stuff?" And then they came back and answered. They said, "I'm sorry." And that's the end.

Today

I'm gonna blog for a little while. I want to blog forever but I won't go grocery shopping with my mom. And I want to go grocery shopping but I just want to sit in the cart. I like it at the grocery but I can't deal with it. I can't deal with my mom. And that's it.

the school day

I want to talk about my day today. I went to daycare today. Sarah picked me up. I am having fun with her.

We got Cringer. We got him at the pound. Cringer has big ears. He has a big fluffy tail. Cringer loves to run.

At daycare, I played with my friend Makayla. We played the doctor game -- someone is supposed to be the doctor and someone is supposed to be the kid. Then you leave. Then we started eating dinner. Then we start going to bed. We ate sandwiches. Then do you know what else we had? The favorite thing in the world -- banana. We take a nap. Then everyone starts picking us up. That's it.

the title fact

Sarah: Let's talk about what happened today at the dog park and the grocery store.

Nat: Well, I was being bad there.

Sarah: Yes, yes you were. What made you start acting bad at the dog park today?

Nat: I had a bad day.

Sarah: So your bad day prompted these tantrums?

Nat: No, I just had a bad day.

Sarah: Do you want to tell your readers about it?

Nat: Yeah. I, uh, was punching mom. I was throwing bark at you. Why is that called bark?

Sarah: Because it comes from trees and the outside of a tree is called bark.

Nat: I need to go watch my show, okay?

Trick-or-Treat!

I went trick-or-treating with my dad and me and Dylan and Cody and Brandon. When we got to Dylan's house, then Dylan was a girl. When got from Dylan's house, then Sherice put up the decorations, Halloween decorations. Then Sherice stayed home and when we got home from trick-or-treating and I didn't want to go trick-or-treating anymore, then Sherice watched me. My shoes were hurting. And then the kids were younger than me, my dad said. The other kids, Cody and Brandon. They were younger than me. When Sherice was watching me, then she gave candy to a lot of kids, then went **throw** and threw the candy to the kids. I want it to be Thanksgiving so I can eat some dinner. I was Tinker Bell for Halloween. My wings didn't get bent. When the kids got back home from trick-or-treating, then we decided to sack up our candy. The candy that the kids didn't want, they gave it to me and Brandon. I got a lot of candy.

The Wizard of Oz Baby Show

Old McDonald's has new Wizard of Oz toys. I want any one of them. My favorite one is the witch. I never got one. I don't have one at my dad's house, my gram's house, Nana and Papa's house or at my mom's house.

The Natalie "What did you do today?"

I was at KFC and when we left we got a pirate hat. Then we drove home. Then we came home. Then I said "Yarrr! I'm here to look at your boobs!"
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I went to my mommy's school in the morning. Then we typed and I played games. I saw one boy there. He was sitting by me. He was my mom's friend. And then we left. And then, that's it we did at school.
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I wanted to go to the dog but we didn't. He lives in the town, in Boise, where the wolves live, in the deep, dark forest in Boise. Wait! That's not it, he lives in the pound.

Pippi Longstocking Blog

I stopped eating meat right now because it kills animals. Dylan kills deer. You know what, Dylan and my dad have the same shirt. I had a bad dream when I was sleeping at my dad's house.
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Here's a story. Its name is "The Little Miss Muffet Girl." Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was named Little Muffin Girl. She went inside to eat a muffet and then she went down a hill with her muffin. Then her muffin spilled. Then she went back home and got a new muffet. The End.
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We went and saw the dogs today and we loved one. His name is Pinger.
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I got new boots. And I love them. They're pink.

The Little Sheep Lost its Mom

One day there was a little sheep with its mom. Then, the mom told the little sheep not to go anywhere. But the sheep didn't listen to its mom. When the mom was gone, talking to her friend, then the little sheep left when the mom didn't see. The sheep ran and ran. And then, the sheep got lost in the deep forest. He was afraid. He wanted his mom. And the sheep said, "eeeh ehh eeeh ehh. I want my mommy!" The sheep was afraid so he ran back home. And then the sheep's mommy said, "Where have you been?" And the Sheep said, "Um, nowhere." And the mom knew where he was. The End.

Jessie! Get in the car Jessie!

I was with Brian and Rachel and Sarah. We drove to the dog park. We had our dogs in the car. Then we took them out when we were there. Then me, and Ember and Roxie played with the dog stuff. After we were done then we left. We followed the car but we weren't going to Brian and Rachel's. Then Brian and Rachel said, "Jessie! Get in the car Jessie!" First Brian said it, then Rachel did. And then I kept the blue candy that I wanted after pizza. But then I forgot to eat it. And that's it what happened.

Jumble

I like when I can brush my hair. I like when I can brush my hair and not my mom. I really want to help my dad build something with his tools.
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Once there was a little girl. She went to another place. She found a lot of guys. They were humans. They were big. The girl went out. One human, Surrea, went out and showed her all about her place and she walked her to the houses where her friends live. She showed the little girl her friends. The little girl got tired. The human that was with her, put the little girl to bed. Then, the girl woke up. The human told the girl that she was going to show the girl her friends. The girl said, "I'm gonna show you my friends." They walked to the little girl's town where she had a lot of friends. They walked outside and back to the other girl's town. The girl said, "Thanks for showing me your town." Then, she threw a little teddy bear to the girl. Then the girl left. The End.

Snow White Finds the Dead Deer

A man wanted to kill a deer. He killed the deer and the deer got dead. Snow White found the deer and took it to the animal doctor. Then, the deer farted in Snow White's face. And then the doctor said, "Whoa." Then Snow White got fart sick. The seven dwarves came to prince's castle. They put some gold on Snow White and brought her alive. Then, they went for a walk. The End.

My First Blog

Hi. I am Natalie. I am four years old. I like to jump into rain puddles and mud puddles too. I go to ballet. I have a dog named Roxie. I had a cat named Archimedes but he ran into the road and got hit by a car and got dead. I still have the dog. I like Malt-O-Meal. My favorite book is Pippi Longstocking. I want to read Romeo and Juliet. I will write another blog later.